In common

In Common Jokes

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.