What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.