In common

In common jokes

What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?

They're sus.

What do a tank and a warship have in common?

They're overweight.

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.