What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Men and Depression have something in common they’re always talk
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(just a joke, no offense)
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
WHAT DO DINO NUGGIES AND THE BROWN M&M HAVE IN COMMON I WANT TO FUCK THEM BOTH
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
