What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
what do a black and a tornado have in common they both wreck neighbor hoods
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.