What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
