Im jokes

I'm the joke, bitch.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

I'm about to cum!

🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵

LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA

I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?

How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!

I'm straighter than a rainbow.

So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

I'm hertophobic.

It means I'm allergic to straights.

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

I'm adopted :[

Why did I kill?

Because I'm dumb.