Im jokes
I'm the joke, bitch.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
I'm about to cum!
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
Memes
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I'm adopted :[
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.