New Im Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

sister. your ugly other sister. im not ypur reflection

ps. sorryif it is not funny

I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage

i was going to tell a joke about a mirror but it seems that im looking at one

im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207

Im looking for the bartender

Person named Bart:

Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.

doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch

I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)

wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one

i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)

9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣

boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!

im dying... sike i lied you thougt i died

There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.

Im so friking dumb even i need joe mama so fricking bad

when someone calls you gay say im straight straighter than your hairline

an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.

if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.