Mom im i adopted what no ''In head'' No dah bitch
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight
I identify as the Titanic, because im a wreck
Meow meow im a cow and i like cum cum cum
im pastor moe mister moe lester
i dont struggle with depression, im used to it
I will make a funny joke if u let me be your boyfriend. Im 19 and i am russian.
Bro asian girls have the weirdest names i was fucking one and she kept on saying im tu yung
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
me haha im the joke
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
You know IM GAY! IM GAY! Im really really GAY
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece
