Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
im sorry m8
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
Tonight Im Making A Fort, Im Calling It Fortnite
im autisisc
why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
I'm dead! πππ
I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
I'm fucking retarded.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
im psykicking your butt.
Why does God hate me? Because im a gay minority who fights for womens rights
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
hi what's your name? idk im disabled
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
