What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
I'm sorry m8.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"