Tonight Im Making A Fort, Im Calling It Fortnite
im autisisc
why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Im dead😂💀💀
I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat
Dome DIN JUST WANT OVER ME ANd IM TRYING TO FIGUR OWT WHAT IS IS A CAMMELS DICK
im fucking retarted
mom said dad had the best pullout game... now im an uncle
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
im psykicking your butt.
Why does God hate me? Because im a gay minority who fights for womens rights
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
hi what's your name? idk im disabled
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
