SO IM A COW GUESS WHAT MY DAD THINKS OF THAT? HE SAYS IM A LOOOOSMER
son:Hey Dad why is my name Dick? Dad: Ohh because a dick fell on you when you were born. son: Ohhhhh so thats why im gay.
IM GEORGE WASHINGTON I CANT SPELL TETH OR AMEiciari
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
hi im stupid
Bully: Ur Gay
Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN
Bully: * runs away and hears crash*
is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny
Brandon tell the teacher that im with ms polack
Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it
I'm supposed to put a joke here. But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself? Im sure you'll laugh.
Im ded inside
bully: you are a piece of shit person: no, im not a piece and im not brown... so no honey.
Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."
Wife: "No, you're not."
Stephen could not click the im not a robot so well I guess he is fucked
what did pepper say to spray hey spray im pepper and i think we should fight crime!!!!!
"wanna hear a construction joke" "yeah sure" "wait im still working on it"
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read "Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now" The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying "Sorry meant using your wifi"
