There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each were granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said "i wish to go back home." The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, "im lonely i wish my friends were back here."
A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said
"Hi im, ameenya sheed."
Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there:
hey im not forcing you to learn the force
Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?
Because im actually a guy :-)
wen im sad i cut myslef..........A PICE OF CAKE!!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Im serious whats a "dad"?
im straighter than a rainbow 🌈
im gay
My friend is gay lol im a spagetie fucc lemme smash becky
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
