Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad..... IM GOUING TO LAUGH
WHy did i kill bc im dumb
What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Ur dad omg im sooooo sry!!!!!
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
Roses are red,Violets are blue,my heart is dead,im such a fool. -Juice Wrld
im so skinny i could use floss as a noose
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
Hello my fellow americans Im playing clash royal for the USA clan and 2 tower are already gone?
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
Im about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
stop making these stop jokes. Im running out of laugh gas.
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
little william punched little johnny in the face. then little johnny says if u do that again im gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice.
im joe bidens husban
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
Im on a sea food diet I see food and eat it
what did little johnny say to his dad johnny:dad please not again im to young
