What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Im Jokes
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
