Im jokes

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!

Why did I kill?

Because I'm dumb.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

Babe, I'm breaking up with you.

Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.