Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
im joe bidens husban
