why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
I be ready to commit suicide. But when it comes to jumping out my window im scared ash
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
*Im an orphan. lol
go to comunity im bord
son: dad im gay dad: i support you son: i like you dad: get out and into my room
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
if u make jokes abt SH you're not funny and if u do im gonna assume you're some 12 year old who wants to be an edge lord idrc if ppl get pressed
im a human syke im pickle rick
my gfs pregers im 13 she was raped
im pickle rick from fortnite hahahahahaha
wut did the pickle do on the road it said im pickle rick
your mom was so fat that she couldnt have a man and couldnt go through the door
IM JOKING DONT GET MAD
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
what happens if you put your hand in glue,your hand will stay there forever im joking hahaha
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
Im going to bomb a little child (im an USA bomber)
