Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
What did grant say? Im gay
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
I'm an orphan, lol.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
im a human syke im pickle rick
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
