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Im jokes

Yo mama

    • Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

    Age

    • I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

    I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

    Punch

    • When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

    School

    • After I see an anime boy acting cool,

    Me at school acting cool:

    My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

    Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

    Wife

    • A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

    The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

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    • Wife

    • My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

    I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

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    • Trans Men

    • What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

    Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

    (I'm a trans man myself lol)

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    • Lol

    • Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

    Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

    Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

    Stacy: lol

    Punch

    • I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

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