Im jokes
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
I'm weird.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.