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If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?

Stick a chicken wing up there.

What happens if a cookie turns emo?

It becomes a cookie cutter.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?