If jokes

Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?

Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.

A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."

The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"

There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.