If jokes

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?