If jokes

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.

"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."

And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"

The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?

Birbal: 8,971.

Akbar: What if there are fewer?

Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.

Akbar: What if there are more?

Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.

What do women and appliances have in common?

If they don't work, hit them until they work.

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.