If jokes

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”