If jokes
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
If you're a girl, please comment.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.