If jokes

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!