If jokes

Talk to me if you're online.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”

It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.

Like, and comment if you're single.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!