If jokes

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀