Ideology jokes
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.