Ideology jokes

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

The Nazis.

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Why are Communists considered the left?

Because they can’t do anything right.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.

Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?

Because they fear him.

What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?

Presentation.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

What do you call Hitler?

Gay.

There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.