
Ideology jokes
I love Communism.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
