Ideology Jokes

How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

The Nazis.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Why are Communists considered the left?

Because they can’t do anything right.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.

Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?

Because they fear him.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

What do you call Hitler?

Gay.

There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

Why did the liberal cross the road?

(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)

What do you call a communist?

Braxton.

I love Communism.

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!