Ideology jokes
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
What is the motto of left-wing authoritarianism?
We don't have one, so you don't need one.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”