Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
