Ideology jokes
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Memes
Kill the commies
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.