Ideology jokes
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.