What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
The Nazis.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
