Ideology jokes
What is the motto of left-wing authoritarianism?
We don't have one, so you don't need one.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.