New Ideology Jokes

I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...

... the first two being politics and religion.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Communism is actually kinda tight.

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

It's not Minecraft.

It's Ourcraft!

I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.