Ideology jokes
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.