Identity jokes

I am the danger.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

"My name is Dezz."

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

I am cool.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.