Identity jokes
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Lions = gay pride.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
I am the danger.