Identity jokes

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I am the danger.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

"My name is Dezz."

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

I am cool.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.