Identity jokes

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

I am cool.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

I am the danger.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.