Identity jokes

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What does an orphan call a family picture?

"A selfie."

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

I am a joke.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

I'm emo, by the way.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?