Identity jokes

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

I am a joke.

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

What does an orphan call a family picture?

"A selfie."

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.