What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Who am I?
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call daddy
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
