How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
