Identity

Identity jokes

Dad

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

Gay

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

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  • Nun

    Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."

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  • Indian

    What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

    What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

    Stripper

    How do men like their women? Striped.

    How does a priest like their children? Clean.

    Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

    What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

    Man

    What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

    No Body Knows.

    No body nose.

    Man

    Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.

    You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.

    Father

    I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

    Principal

    Boy: The principal is so dumb!

    Girl: Do you know who I am?

    Boy: No...

    Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

    Boy: Do you know who I am?

    Girl: No...

    Boy: Good! *Walks away*

    Gay

    Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

    Orphan

    Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

    A: A family portrait.

    Octopus

    What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

    Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

    Twin Towers

    What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.