Identity jokes

What do you call a nasty ass boy?

Sam Caithness.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

"I'm gay."

"No, u."

You are gay.

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Gay is gay.

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one they can call "daddy."

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

Hi, my name is Bob.

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."