Identity jokes
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
I am Paul Walker.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Look at my name and you'll see.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰