Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Identity Jokes
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Who am I?
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
If an orphan takes a family photo, itβs called a selfie.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
