Identity jokes

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”