Identity jokes
Levi
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
I'm Priya.
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...