Identity jokes
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Memes
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Who am I?
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?