Identity jokes
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Memes
Most autisitic person ever.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!