Identity jokes
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
I'm fucking retarded.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Memes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Who am I?
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.