Identity

Identity jokes

Zebra

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"

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  • Pronoun

    They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

    Salad

    Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

    Because he was a "her" before.

    Furry

    I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

    Name

    An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

    Bday

    What do Jesus and I have in common?

    No one knows my real bday either.

    Life

    Me: Wanna hear a joke?

    Person: Sure.

    Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

    Person: Dear God...

    Wave

    What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.