Identity jokes
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I'm gay.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
I am dark humor.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.