Identity jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
I'm fucking retarded.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.