Identity jokes
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Memes
Most autisitic person ever.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
I'm fucking retarded.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.