Identity jokes
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.