Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.