Identity jokes
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Memes
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!