I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
