Identity jokes
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Memes
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.