My name says it all.
Identity Jokes
I’m DaBaby.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
I'm horny and gay.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
