Identity jokes
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"
"Dave who?"
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.