Identity jokes

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

I'm gay.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.

Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

I'm gay, lol.

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

My name is Gunter.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

My name is Giselle.

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Kate: Can we have a threesome?

Trevor: Sure.

The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

What do you call a lesbian? Me.

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

What do you call an orphan's family picture?

A selfie.