Identity jokes

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

My name is Gunter.

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

Kate: Can we have a threesome?

Trevor: Sure.

The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

What do you call a lesbian? Me.

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

What do you call an orphan's family picture?

A selfie.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

I’m DaBaby.

My name says it all.

Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

I'm horny and gay.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.