I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom... ... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
I am the danger.
"My name is Dezz."
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
