Identity jokes
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
I'm gay.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Hi, my name is Jeff.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
I'm gay, lol.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
My name is Giselle.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
My name is Gunter.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
My name says it all.