Identity jokes
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Is anyone gay?
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm weird.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I'm so gay.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
I am gay.