Identity jokes
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Who is this Gwen person?
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Is anyone gay?
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm weird.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I'm so gay.