Identity jokes
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!