Identity jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."