Identity jokes
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Epic gamer.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Who is this Gwen person?
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?