Identity jokes

"I'm gay."

"No, u."

You are the joke.

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

You big gay.

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.

You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)

I'm not gay, dick.

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

Gay is gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

Hoyt is gay.

How do you spot an English man in Quebec?

A square head.

What is you you?

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw