Identity jokes

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

I am Cummer.

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

You're gay.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because there is nobody to call "daddy."

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

They both have barcodes.

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

What is an orphan's family portrait called?

A self-portrait.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.