Hygiene

Hygiene jokes

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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