Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
You smell!
I'll put white in your smile.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
