Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
You smell!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
