Hygiene

Hygiene Jokes

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.