Hygiene jokes
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Pop in the toilet.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.