I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
