Hygiene jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Pop in the toilet.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"