Hygiene jokes

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

You smell!

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

I'll put white in your smile.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.