New Hygiene Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good

"Have you taken a bath?"

"No. Why, did one go missing?"

What vibrates and is 6 inches?

And toothbrush

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, mouthwash

Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?

why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee

I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good

I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you're the one!

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean

Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.

When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”