Humor
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Sis is meme.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.