Huge jokes

This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"

My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

Two wind turbines are standing in a field.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow.

I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

Your dad has a huge PP.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.