Huge Jokes

my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!

Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.

Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.

Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text

Welcome for the rhyme

My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging

Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other says, "Well...I'm a huge metal fan..."

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

thank the lord for my two huge balls

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

Son-Dad I need a new butt. Dad-why son? Son-because my'n has a huge crack in it.

When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u

Yo Mama is so huge when she was bone everyone died

You dad has a huge PP.