Https jokes

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

This video got me on the ground. 😂

Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

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I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

对不起,我是卧底。

(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)

Sorry, I'm an undercover.

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

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This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA