Https jokes
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
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I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Memes
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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