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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Ignition of the bus engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4