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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

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This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo

Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Ignition of the bus engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4