The 80+ Best Https Jokes

I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google

If you wont to get mental damage, visit the site:

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Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source: http://jokesfan.com/little-johnny-jokes.html

https://worstjokesever.com/underground-fruit-association-of-n&c-(ugfa)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fme.me%2Fi%2Fbest-not-leave-hungry-kids-unattended-mums-grapevin-e-20751715&psig=AOvVaw2N7F3v4alsRdvth5ZvWf5W&ust=1670614933870000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCKDh4uXj6vsCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/

Biggest joke?

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This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(

https://worstjokesever.com/gravity/submit-joke

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fdalejonescomic%2Fstatus%2F993585285676941312&psig=AOvVaw3a0QTL4ocuGMs-w26p1ln7&ust=1652985525099000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAkQjRxqFwoTCLiBjojZ6fcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

my brother when he sees a girl

How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes

I'm lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp

https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CqAv9JIw_z8

https://youtu.be/Qb5iaCcZU68

Admins if you are seeing this please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz. I'm sorry.