How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
