Hows

Hows jokes

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.