Hows jokes
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.