Hows jokes
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
How do mountains see? They peek.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?