Hows jokes
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.