Hows jokes
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.