Hows jokes

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

Use code tiko#teamfish

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him.

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?

Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.

Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.

Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

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READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

How do booties greet each other?

"What's crackin'?"

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?

"How to find a family."

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

How are orphans like broken pencils?

Neither of them have points.

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”