Hows jokes
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.