Hows jokes
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
You are in the airway, how funny!