Hows jokes
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
Memes
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?