how does bees go to school?they go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol? Special forces
What is a orphans least favorite show: “how I met your mother”
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?
They touch base!
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
I was in sahara desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, pionel pessi the debut man came to my rescue👨🚒 He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles, "big games" he replied. Thanks for saving my life my idol.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
How many thots have I bullied? 3. The rest is dead.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
