How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
