Hows jokes
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓