Hows jokes
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!