How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How to do trick a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish? – Si... See Deez Nuts!
How to astronauts have a party? They planet
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister ask me if I want some I said no then my sister ask my friend, and he always said no. Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor we have no ketchup, mustard or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor my sister ok. My sister left the kitchen to get something. I ask my friend what are you going to do then he took the hotdog bread open it and run is penis all around, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread then my sister came back My sister came back put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready she ate them I ask how was the hotdogs. My sister said I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
How do you execute Stephen Hawking ? The electric wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
how do u make a sausage roll
push it down the hill🍆
