How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish? – Si... See Deez Nuts!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking ? The electric wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
how do u make a sausage roll
push it down the hill🍆
