Howe jokes

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.