How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the home page.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Your mama is so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick
How is $ex like air? Itβs not a big deal unless you arenβt getting any.
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? A: She found another womanβs lipstick on his knuckles
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Raju: How about you Sunil
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju : Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he
Nagpur
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Q. How does an Isis terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do sβmores communicate?
On insta-graham
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family. Right in front of his stupid face.
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
How does a skeleton call his friends? ON THE TELE-BONE!!!!
