Howe jokes

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

Person 2: “Seven.”

Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

(Based on an encounter I had recently)

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.