How do you blind fold a woman
Put a wind shield in front of them.
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
“I had a great day today Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
"How do you make 7 even?" "Take away the s."
How do you stop a baby from crying? You drown it.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
How do you piss off a color blind person? Give them a rubix cube.
Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
I told a girl she was cute and she said "aw tysm" how does she know I have that
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
How do you get 'Dick' from Richard??? ..... Ask him nicely
How do you punish a blind person
Hand them a gun, and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire". It gave me 28,452 matches.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
